🎄 Lost & Found (Abstract Things)

📜 Official Notice

Issued by the Department of Seasonal Misplacement (DSM)

Every year around late December, an increase in reports is observed concerning the disappearance of non-physical assets.

The Department reminds citizens that most abstract items are temporarily unavailable, not permanently lost.

📂 Seasonal Misplacement Registry

The central database for items that were definitely present earlier this month.

Status: Actively monitored · Accuracy: Unclear

🎅 Santa’s Workshop (Affiliated)

Handles large-scale distribution, selective memory, and unexplained disappearances.

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